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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 14 Sep 2017, 18:45

He's really brave, stupid or in need of money to be going on Kimmel...

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It'll look amazing shoved up his ass if he doesn't actually learn to play the fucking thing.
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by brimlad » 29 Nov 2017, 11:04

some great trump cartoons by aussie cartoonists :)
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 03 Jan 2018, 15:00

I see Trump is now engaged in another dick measuring contest with Rocket Man.
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Post by Sathias » 03 Jan 2018, 18:20

Mugsy wrote:
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I see Trump is now engaged in another dick measuring contest with Rocket Man.
He has the brain of a three year old I swear
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by storm84 » 03 Jan 2018, 19:44

I don't get why he mentioned the size of the button. A large button is only needed if one has poor hand-eye coordination.
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Otto-matic Reiffel » 04 Jan 2018, 00:43

Maybe it just seems big to him because of his tiny hands.
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by André Axe'm » 04 Jan 2018, 11:20

He doesn't even have a desk button... Unless someone decided to install a fake button and not tell him how to really authorise a nuclear strike?
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 04 Jan 2018, 11:32

André Axe'm wrote:
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He doesn't even have a desk button... Unless someone decided to install a fake button and not tell him how to really authorise a nuclear strike?
Reminds me of that robot chicken clip of the imperial officer induction day where they explain that to keep Vader happy and make him think he has the force, they all pretend to be choked, fake a death, get dragged off and get back to work wearing a disguise.
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Post by storm84 » 09 Jan 2018, 16:07

As a symptom of Planet Trump, now we have talk of running Oprah against him in 2020. #RIPAmericanDemocracy
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by brimlad » 10 Jan 2018, 08:09

^ it would be a great battle but she would be mad to trade in a great life for the grubby path to the white house.

good to see the north and south Korea getting on with the job of talks and nice that they march under the same flag at the winter Olympics
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by brimlad » 18 Jan 2018, 11:21



personally I think comedians have it way to easy these days :D
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Post by Yurtles » 22 Jan 2018, 23:43

http://www.trumpgolfcount.com/

The URL says it all really.

If anyone didn't know the context, he often criticised Obama for how much he played golf.
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by brimlad » 06 Feb 2018, 11:36

:)
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Post by Sathias » 06 Feb 2018, 12:12

^ It's a fake tweet... still funny though
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 09 Feb 2018, 08:06

This is random and is still a bit sketchy to me but has some quite entertaining quotes. In an interview with Quincy Jones where he revealed that Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando had hooked up, he claims to have dated Ivanka...
“Yes, sir. Twelve years ago. Tommy Hilfiger, who was working with my daughter Kidada, said, Ivanka wants to have dinner with you. I said, No problem. She’s a fine mother—-er. She had the most beautiful legs I ever saw in my life. Wrong father, though.”
As an aside, Richard Pryor's widow claims the hook up to be true as well and had an interesting comment around it:
“It was the ’70s! Drugs were still good, especially Quaaludes. If you did enough cocaine, you’d f— a radiator and send it flowers in the morning.”
Source: http://www.darkhorizons.com/pryor-brand ... d-hook-up/
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 12 Mar 2018, 08:26

This past week, U.S. President Donald Trump held a meeting with video game industry representatives, watchdog group representatives, lawmakers and lobbyists. For that meeting, a montage of extreme video game violence was crafted.

The meeting came after Trump suggested that video games may have played a part in the various mass shootings in the United States in recent years, despite there being no evidence that fantasy video-game violence correlates with real-world violence.

Understandably the meetings have been criticised as being a sideshow to the real issue of enacting meaningful gun-law reforms in the United States. Now, less than 24 hours after the White House uploaded said video to YouTube, the gory clip has gone viral and has been viewed more than 860,000 times.

In fact it now ranks as the White House’s No. 5 most-viewed video on YouTube since Trump took office, topping the video of his January 2017 inauguration. Games like “Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2,” “Wolfenstein: The New Order,” “Dead by Daylight,” “Fallout 4” and “Sniper Elite 4” are all included in the clip which you can see below.
Source: http://www.darkhorizons.com/trump-viole ... oes-viral/

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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Mugsy » 09 Apr 2018, 18:39

LOL

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Re: Planet Trump

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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Sathias » 30 Aug 2018, 07:36

^ They are getting VERY good at this
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by brimlad » 05 Sep 2018, 10:18

another book to add to the summer reading list :)
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Nekosan » 18 Sep 2018, 01:35

Funny how basically every notable military commander of the last 40 years seems to think the guy is brain damaged.
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Re: Planet Trump

Post by Sathias » 18 Sep 2018, 08:14

brimlad wrote:
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another book to add to the summer reading list :)
I scored a free copy of it through my Crikey subscription :D Just waiting for it to arrive in the post
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